dick so big they call it a weapon of ass destruction

(Source: circumcisions, via fuckyeahloldemort)

mossball:

white people who describe their nationality in fractions

(via aquavine)

jfef:

i have watched this video well over 200 times & ive laughed every single fucking time

(Source: iamjacobbb, via sallyisfab)

atumn:

go insane go insane throw spaghetti make it rain 

(Source: e102gamma, via swagtasticswaggiemcswaggyswag)

wartortles:

do u even yawn so hard u can feel ur soul leaving ur body

(Source: impmon, via emilaugh)

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

(Source: clanked, via pizza)

impmon:

current mood: horny probably

(via insomniamaniac)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

(via pizza)

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

(via australiansanta)

fuckit-t:

we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

(via twerkingwithassquatch)