Kiss the Boys and make them die

thetowerofpimps:

2009 me would think that 2014 me was hot and thats all that matters

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gay8:

1. My Ass

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brxkenpetal:

insta: @lostpetal

beerito:

follow for more complaining

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yamiyuugis:
taco-bell-rey:

planning my funeral 
fstw:

heyfunniest:

When you blink faster than the shutter camera.

nah this is some paranormal activity shit someone please tell this child and his family to move out immediately

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via hotboyproblems)

funnynhilariousgif:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. »