Kiss the Boys and make them die

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via faithlessbrooklyn)

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

(via coluring)

  • men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
  • men: it's 8 inches
niknak79:

Chilling at the beach

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

(Source: landorus, via relahvant)

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

(via crystallized-teardrops)

winternetweather:

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

(Source: presidentjoey, via lubricates)

guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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(via oknope)