Kiss the Boys and make them die
jzammito:

me in Spanish class

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

(Source: guy, via joshpeck)

  • white people: im not racist i have a black iPhone

attmosphere:

When he whips out the d and it’s small

(via dontsaythelword)

timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(Source: pkmnprofessor-sycamore, via bronydad)

realitytvgifs:

the only advice you need in life

hi:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

(via covocal)